Potato Pick up lines

The best Potato pick up lines

Today, u ignored me cause im a potato

One day I’ll be french fries and you’ll crave for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Organic-Ad-389
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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hey girl are you a potato chip?

because you're loud when I eat you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeclapabents
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheShadOBhind
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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cause im bouta smash you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfiber99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00wolfQUEEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Hey girl, are you a potato?

Cause I'd like to 'pommes de terre' you up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eltonjoan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackington11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vegas_Vanna
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetababyinariver
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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