Potato Pick up lines

The best Potato pick up lines

Today, u ignored me cause im a potato

One day I’ll be french fries and you’ll crave for me
👤︎ u/Organic-Ad-389
📅︎ Dec 16
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hey girl are you a potato chip?

because you're loud when I eat you out
👤︎ u/jeclapabents
📅︎ Dec 11
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If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?
👤︎ u/TheShadOBhind
📅︎ Dec 05
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HEY GIRL - ARE YOU A POTATOE?

cause im bouta smash you.
👤︎ u/jfiber99
📅︎ Oct 29
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Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish
👤︎ u/im_not_inevitable
📅︎ Dec 08
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
👤︎ u/00wolfQUEEN
📅︎ Nov 08
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato 😉
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 30
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Hey girl, are you a potato?

Cause I'd like to 'pommes de terre' you up.
👤︎ u/eltonjoan
📅︎ Mar 25
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Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side
👤︎ u/Jackington11
📅︎ Jun 21
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
👤︎ u/Vegas_Vanna
📅︎ May 09
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I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato
👤︎ u/yeetababyinariver
📅︎ May 24
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