Sister Pick up lines

The best Sister pick up lines

Hey, what’s your sister’s number?

I’m trying to get her sister’s number ;)
👤︎ u/benasyoulikeit
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Nov 10
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If you were my sister

I'll by myself a banjo
👤︎ u/Karlosmdq
📅︎ Oct 10
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Do you have a twin sister?

No? Ok.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Oct 08
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if you were my sister

i would love to live in Alabama
👤︎ u/easportshelp
📅︎ Jul 22
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You and your sister are like live and live...

Because I can't tell the difference between you two
👤︎ u/zapyman
📅︎ Mar 20
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If you where my sister...

I'd move to Alabama.
👤︎ u/uaef19
📅︎ Mar 09
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If you were my sister...

I'll buy myself a banjo
👤︎ u/Karlosmdq
📅︎ Mar 06
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You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you don’t.

Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.
👤︎ u/Half-PunchMan
📅︎ Mar 31
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Hey can you be my sister?

cuz i want to commit alabama with you
👤︎ u/thewintersbite
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hey you have the same name as my sister

I Wanna fuck you so I can say my sisters name repeatedly while climaxing and it won’t be as weird as when I say it while fucking my mum
👤︎ u/Byza_
📅︎ Oct 13
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Damn girl, are you Thor's sister?

Cause you've got a Hela of a body
👤︎ u/LimeGreenIndustries
📅︎ May 15
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Sugar is sweet, Honey is sweeter

Do you have a sister cause I want to meet her
👤︎ u/sethcan
📅︎ Apr 03
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Girl are you my sister? Because I want to fuck u

W I N C E S T
👤︎ u/Killer_2020
📅︎ Feb 04
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I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With my sister..
👤︎ u/fhoenixeterno
📅︎ Oct 19
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Are you a ball of dough?

Because I knead you;D thought of by my brilliant little sister
👤︎ u/whaletoast
📅︎ Jan 21
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