Paired Pick up lines

The best Paired pick up lines

If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean? Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.
👤︎ u/quackf
📅︎ Apr 09
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
👤︎ u/mrdrproffpatrick
📅︎ Oct 09
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