Pretend Pick up lines

The best Pretend pick up lines

Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

And see who can get the most nuts?
👤︎ u/1crazygrl
📅︎ Feb 15
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Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.
👤︎ u/np190
📅︎ Sep 04
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Hey girl are you the imposter?

Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .
👤︎ u/Ramanticasf
📅︎ Sep 22
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Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?
👤︎ u/human8ure
📅︎ Sep 30
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Let's pretend to be a solenoid...

I'll be the plunger and you be the coil.
👤︎ u/VengefulVendetta
📅︎ Sep 10
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Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have
👤︎ u/Deniz105
📅︎ Apr 12
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Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you
👤︎ u/One_Frosty_Boi
📅︎ Jan 01
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What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.
👤︎ u/IlIACElIl
📅︎ Aug 13
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