License Pick up lines

The best License pick up lines

Hey was your driver's license taken away

Because I heard you've been driving everyone crazy about you
👤︎ u/ShoaibShakeel0099
📅︎ Dec 30
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Are you my license registration form?

Cuz I need to spend sometime so as to fill you up.
👤︎ u/Particular-Touch1500
📅︎ Dec 10
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Baby, I hope you got a license..

Cuz you driving me crazy!!
👤︎ u/HogHank
📅︎ Sep 30
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Did u get your license suspended or not yet?

Cuz you've been driving me crazy
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Jun 17
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Do you have a driving license?

Cause you're driving me crazy.
👤︎ u/fredeter
📅︎ Jul 01
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I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license

Cause you are driving me crazy!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 17
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Excuse me ma'am, why do you still drive?

Didn't your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 14
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Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).
👤︎ u/password2187
📅︎ Mar 29
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