I've Pick up lines

The best I've pick up lines

I've got 70 ways to ease your stress

The first is hug and the rest is 69
👤︎ u/thaijahn
📅︎ Feb 03
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Hey, I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. The first is a big hug.

The rest is 69.
👤︎ u/Rogue_269
📅︎ Jul 23
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You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
📅︎ Oct 25
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If a star fell each time I've thought of you,

*the sky would be empty.*
📅︎ Dec 19
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Heyyy, I've got a tip for you,

And if you like it, I can put the whole thing in.
👤︎ u/sharmastic_
📅︎ Nov 04
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
📅︎ Jul 19
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I've been told I'm the cure for Covid...

...Lucky for you it's a suppository.
👤︎ u/epi-diddle
📅︎ Nov 19
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I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
📅︎ Oct 19
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🍴🍴🍴🍴 I've got all these forks and knives,

All I need is a little spoon.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 03
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Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois
📅︎ Oct 04
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
📅︎ Mar 12
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I've run out of quarantine snacks,

Are you available?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 03
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I think you're hot, I've told you that twice.

I'm not like the guys who walk by and just say "Nice"
👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ May 09
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Y'know I've realized I'm too good at everything..

Help me even it out, cuz you've got the one thing I wanna suck at.
👤︎ u/sgrl2494
📅︎ May 27
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I swear I've seen you somewhere. Do you work at starbucks?

Because I like you a latte
📅︎ May 14
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I've been around the world...

And my favourite place is by your side
📅︎ Apr 28
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Roses are red, I've been having dreams with us two

My life would be better if I were with you 🥰 - Day 46
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 20
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I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...

Do you want to get real and play in the game?
📅︎ Apr 11
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Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

With just the tip
👤︎ u/thushar1234
📅︎ Sep 19
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I've been feeling like trash lately,

Wanna take me out?
📅︎ Feb 15
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I've lost my phone number...

Can I have yours?
👤︎ u/dweebken
📅︎ Dec 07
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Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"
📅︎ Jan 17
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I've been wanting to start the Karma Sutra, but I'm unsure of where to start.

Perhaps you can enlighten me? EDIT: "Kama" not "Karma"
👤︎ u/Alite16
📅︎ Feb 19
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I've already had tea for breakfast.

But it could've been better if you came before tea.
👤︎ u/maaaangi
📅︎ Dec 08
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Sorry I've been following you...

But my parents told me to chase my dreams
👤︎ u/Te_Waapu
📅︎ Jul 05
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Sorry, I've lost my number.

May I get yours?
👤︎ u/Golden_076
📅︎ Aug 02
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Stumbled upon the best 10/10 I've seen on instagram earlier, give me your best openers

Most upvotes wins
👤︎ u/Emerge12
📅︎ Nov 15
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I've been lost all day

I'm glad I found you
📅︎ Apr 11
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The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work. Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"
👤︎ u/Blenjamin
📅︎ Mar 13
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I've heard you're good at algebra

could you replace my X without asking Y?
👤︎ u/g1ldedsteel
📅︎ Feb 21
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I think I've seen you on Google Maps...

...Yeah, you were on the corner of Good Looks and Charming Personality *wink*
👤︎ u/gfrieder1
📅︎ Apr 20
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I've tried a lot of drugs in my life.

Nothing had me coming back like that smile.
📅︎ Sep 11
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