Across Pick up lines

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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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I wish you were my pinkytoe..

So I could bang you on every furniture I came across.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NotAmrit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Cause Imagine Draggonโ€™ these nuts across your face!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_Cereal_killa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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If every star in the night sky was to disappear

I would drag the sun across the sky just to be able to wish I could take you on a date
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stackofredcups
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Radio910
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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You've got the kind of face that I'd like to see from across a dinner table table. Hi, how're you?

This works too well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Glynnc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Do you want to have a bbq?

Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shelbs69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Do you like imagine dragons?

Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nickbfry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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Do you use that new charcoal teeth whitener?

Because those are the whitest teeth I'll ever come across.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sketch187ink
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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Help me out with a pickup line

Need a pickup line about something streaks, trying to make it relatable to Snapchat streaks. Like something Snapchat, and something stars streaking across the sky or something?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SupremeCheat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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Hey do you like Imagine Dragons?

'Cause It's Time to Imagine Dragon my dick across your body
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Salamanderfs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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Disturbing thoughts.....

Recently I came across the saying "I would eat a mile of her shit just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie", anybody got any better ones?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Virginiatug
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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Do you like dragons???

Cause I'm going to be dragon my balls across your face...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thabigthang
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13
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