Realised Pick up lines

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Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)
👤︎ u/matt_kann
📅︎ Jan 16
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I was gonna call you beautiful...

Then I realised I don't have your number yet
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 17
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[long] Hey wanna do you wanna sing the alphabet?

Me: a Her: b Me: c Her: d Me: e Her: f Me: go out with me? I just realised this is a shit pickup line
👤︎ u/LilP1xel
📅︎ Mar 01
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Hey I was reading the Bible the other day...

I got to the Book of Numbers and realised that yours Was missing
👤︎ u/kanalolidragonp
📅︎ Nov 30
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