Stealing Pick up lines

The best Stealing pick up lines

I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.

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👤︎ u/controller624

📅︎ Aug 07

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Is stealing a crime,?

Yes? Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

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👤︎ u/resu_suomynonA

📅︎ Jul 18

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Hey girl, are you a kleptomaniac?

Because you keep stealing my heart away.

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👤︎ u/priyesh1811

📅︎ Dec 27

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If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

for stealing my heart

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👤︎ u/xennw

📅︎ Apr 02

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