Recommend Pick up lines

The best Recommend pick up lines

If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you're just mine <3

And I wanna do you twice a day.
👤︎ u/sanchit_exe
📅︎ Sep 23
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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth
👤︎ u/Psychological_You_70
📅︎ Jan 15
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Doctors are recommending you stay inside.

Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.
👤︎ u/Beware-of-Moose
📅︎ Mar 13
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Sometimes people call me Colgate

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.
👤︎ u/leVi_29
📅︎ Feb 07
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im filing a complaint to Google maps

for not recommending you for the best place to eat out
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 23
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I hope you're a lifeguard

Because I'm drowning in your eyes. (Recommend a blue eyes prerequisite for this to land)
👤︎ u/Fabled_Bear
📅︎ Mar 02
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Rose's are Red..🌹 Tires are black.. ⚫

I think of you when I touch my ball sack. (Only recommended if you're cool with possibly getting a sexual harassment charge lmao)
👤︎ u/FarquadsMayo
📅︎ Jan 20
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Tinder Match with a dead convo

A girl and i had some pretty good banter going on but we were far away any recommendations to get it going again?
👤︎ u/TheSwammer
📅︎ Jul 13
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Resident evil reference

Guys help me out. Any recommendations for resident evil pickup line? Her name is Alice.
👤︎ u/Albador
📅︎ Dec 16
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Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root? Edit to add this is the worst (and therefore funniest) pick up line I have ever heard, not me recommending it.
👤︎ u/1bigredbug
📅︎ Dec 13
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