Pizza Pick up lines

The best Pizza pick up lines

I'm in the mood for pizza,

A pizza you, that is!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

If ahe replies no then you say why not don't you like pizza?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/revolutiontimeishere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you a little Caesar’s pizza?

Because you look hot and ready.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Moisty-Mangus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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I'm in the mood for a pizza...

A pizza you, that is!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl are you a pineapple pizza

Because your something I'd like to eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sollkkouga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Are you leftover pizza?

I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Exceptional_Angell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Hey girl, what’s your favorite kind of pizza?

Mine is a pizza your ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thecasperboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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are you the pizza i just ordered?

because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simpgod420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Are you a Little Caeser's pizza?

Cause you're hot and I'm ready. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Gets me every time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InquiringMind2890
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Are you a forbidden pizza?

cause no one can top you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Hey girl, are you a pizza roll?

Because you’re f*cking hot, and I want you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Tytgamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Hey girl wanna have pizza and fuck all night?

Her: Ewww noo!! What?! You don't like pizza??
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Hey girl did you order pizza?

Because your papa johns is right here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/777Nja
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Hey girl are you a Little Caesar’s Pizza?

Cause your the extra most bestest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrMan144
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Hey girl are you pizza?

Cause everything but pineapples looks good on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/knightofsticks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Hey girl are you a pizza

Cuz I would die to have you rn
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nepu_Nepz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Hey did you order pizza

Because my acne makes me look like a pepperoni pizza
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifedepressesme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that β€œfamily” part later on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someone-shoot-me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Hey girl, are you deep dish pizza?

Cause dayum you are thicc
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rodriguez0319
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind it's too cheesy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pessimistic73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smalligan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Are you a pizza from little caesars?

You're looking hot and ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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What would you like on your half of the pizza?

... (30 minutes into chatting with her a pizza actually shows up)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HHamdanOTT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Hey girl are you pizza?

Cause you're giving me high blood pressure. Really just wanted a follow up to the question "Are you pizza?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adderall_butter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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I heard you wanted pizza...

a pizza this! ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ldane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Want to get a pizza and bang..

What, you dont like pizza?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TangoRomeoGolf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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You're a bit like pizza

Even though I know you're bad for me, I'd still eat you the next morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bickisnotmyname
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Roses are red violets are blue

How does some pizza and head board banging sound to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jimmer4dat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Wanna come over for pizza and sex later?

Her: "No?" Me: "What, you don't like pizza?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lama790
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00wolfQUEEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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