Absolutely Pick up lines

The best Absolutely pick up lines

Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?

Because my heart converges absolutely to you.
👤︎ u/Math1Cats
📅︎ Jan 07
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Hey I think you’re making my asthma act up...

Because you’re absolutely breathtaking!!!
👤︎ u/Isaiah_The_Native
📅︎ Nov 08
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What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking
👤︎ u/AlfieHenderson26
📅︎ May 11
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Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.
👤︎ u/Brussington
📅︎ Mar 25
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Just call me big boobs.

Because I’ll absolutely ruin your back.
👤︎ u/alliedcola
📅︎ Mar 24
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Do you have advanced radiation poisoning?

Because you are absolutely glowing
👤︎ u/Nikothegoddess
📅︎ Nov 04
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Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return
👤︎ u/AlterXade10
📅︎ Aug 18
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