Relationship Pick up lines

The best Relationship pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a meaningful relationship?

Cause I'd love to ruin you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reslithien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Could I use your V for Vendetta?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pastafallujah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Hey girl are you a meaningful relationship?

Because I want you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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I'm not looking for a relationship...

i'm just looking for some one to go to Ihop with. Idk if this is a pickup line but here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/creativegacha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Hey girl, are you the complex geopolitical relationship between Israel and Palestine?

Because I’d love to learn a bit more about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RonSwanson_US
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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Hey, girl are you an architect?

Cause I can imagine building a relationship with ya.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaltedEg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Are you my stepchild with whom I have a distant but ultimately optimistic relationship with?

Because I don't expect it, but I'd be thrilled if you called me Daddy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxx-the-Seventh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blazikid999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Are you made of copper?

Cause I can Cu in a relationship with me.Β 
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign πŸ‘Œ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you' If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZladeBero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Your looks are so sharp

That you could cut other people's relationships
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_lasagna_hog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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I need something shuttle

Something that doesn’t say hey I wanna smash or for people looking for a romantic relationship. Something that work good to get a girl interested and not in love with you. You know what I mean?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Killer_Kale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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You know, I really hate dresses.

Good thing I’ll be wearing the pants in our relationship.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/u-Wot-Brother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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For Mystery 2.0 and The Beckster Lifestyle Techniques . Dm me

dating relationship course
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blackmarket101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moel_ester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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Hey girl, are you Kobe?

Cause I'm gonna make this relationship crash and burn.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SurrealSanta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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If I read your name backwards, it's "xyz"..

Yeah, it makes no sense, so does you not being in a relationship with me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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What do relationships and Github have in common?

I have issues committing to them.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaladCzarSlytherin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it. What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SecureBeforeYouBuild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Pickup line for either a girl you want to bang or for an abusive relationship

Hey baby wanna be my piΓ±ata, since I already have a stick.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KappaMaus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Hey babe,you a math test ?

Because I'm going to ace this relationship
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/germy_x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NedtheDuck5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Wow, you look amazing today. Did you change anything?

How about my relationship status?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisguyneedsaname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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So I was reading Genesis earlier....

and since that's the book of beginnings. I was hoping this is the beginning of a relationship.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Master167
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Girl, do you know how to solve the three body problem?

I was hoping we could work out the relationship between you, me, and my penis.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KuntaStillSingle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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