Insurance Pick up lines

The best Insurance pick up lines

Do you have life insurance?

Because you walk around with that dump truck all day.
👤︎ u/Ixaruz
📅︎ Feb 18
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I hope you have pet insurance...

Because I'm about to destroy your pussy.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 13
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Do u have pet insurance?

Cause I want to smash your cat.
👤︎ u/Landlordshelper
📅︎ Aug 12
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I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants
👤︎ u/Zapchatowich
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later
👤︎ u/Dangling_Beef
📅︎ Sep 29
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You should really get a pet insurance..

Cause, i'm gonna destroy your cat tonight
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 17
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I hope you have pet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy
👤︎ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
📅︎ Mar 30
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Do you have a pet insurance?

Because I‘m gonna destroy your pussy tonight
👤︎ u/greattymo
📅︎ Jun 17
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I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Aug 09
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Do you have planet insurance?

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
📅︎ Feb 22
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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight
👤︎ u/dhanush03
📅︎ Mar 06
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Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm about to murder that pussy
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 16
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Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you
👤︎ u/Dangling_Beef
📅︎ May 20
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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 16
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Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why? Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!
👤︎ u/xXDarkEnergyXx
📅︎ Feb 02
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Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy
👤︎ u/howareya79
📅︎ Feb 22
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I was blinded by your beauty...

*I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 23
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I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
📅︎ Sep 05
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I hope you have pet insurance

Coz I am gonna destroy that pussy tonight.
👤︎ u/indra_pes_legend
📅︎ Jul 09
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Do you have pet Insurance

Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy
👤︎ u/superboy75
📅︎ Jul 05
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Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber
👤︎ u/mythmaniak
📅︎ Aug 30
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I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 13
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I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in
👤︎ u/Roversmark
📅︎ Sep 20
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Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm going to tear that pussy up
👤︎ u/salingerparadise
📅︎ Mar 20
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