Root Pick up lines

The best Root pick up lines

Are you the Square root of -1,

Because you're unreal.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Infinite126
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
🚨︎ report

Are you square root of -1

Bcz you can't be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anshulans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
🚨︎ report

Are you the square root of -1?

Cause your unreal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunknown386
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
🚨︎ report

Are you the square root of -100

cause you're a 10 and too good to be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/r-urmom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
🚨︎ report

Are you the square root of -36?

Because you are 6i
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/luckyacko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
🚨︎ report

Are you the square root of a negative number?

Because I can’t believe you’re real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustFapped69Times
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
🚨︎ report

Hey girl you must be the square root of -1

Cuz you can't be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rahimwahid8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
🚨︎ report

Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?

Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mufasaufd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
🚨︎ report

Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pineapplepenguino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
🚨︎ report

If I had to give you a vegetable...

I'd give you a root
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
🚨︎ report

Since there are 0 pickup lines I can find for someone called Izi here is one

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LucasLoci
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
🚨︎ report

Lets make like trees...

and root.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Buy_My_Mixtape
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
🚨︎ report

Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root? Edit to add this is the worst (and therefore funniest) pick up line I have ever heard, not me recommending it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1bigredbug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
🚨︎ report