Run Pick up lines

The best Run pick up lines

Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.😅
👤︎ u/theHumanZimvo
📅︎ Jan 10
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Roses are red, you run circles in my head like curls

Call it Keith Murray because you’re the “Most Beautifullest Thing In This World”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 26
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Are you a narrow valley between hills or mountains, typically with steep rocky walls and a stream running through it?

Because you're gorge-ous
👤︎ u/sancuber
📅︎ Dec 10
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I saw you running last night

Her: I wasn’t running last night You were running through my head all night
👤︎ u/Current_Stud
📅︎ Dec 10
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I've run out of quarantine snacks,

Are you available?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 03
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Last year I ran through a marathon

This year I'd like to run through you
👤︎ u/adarsh0504
📅︎ Feb 15
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I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true
👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ Jun 12
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You must be exhausted,

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 05
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Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand. (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)
👤︎ u/jingles_and_pringles
📅︎ Aug 21
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With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔
👤︎ u/SmooveShot
📅︎ Mar 23
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I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead
👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo
📅︎ Mar 16
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Rose's are red I have a gun

If you don't say yes you better run
👤︎ u/Alfielizard
📅︎ Nov 18
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How do your legs not hurt???

You’ve been running through my mind the entire day.
👤︎ u/Ja_Boi_0546
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey... are you... uhh.. you cute. Runs away*

Have panic attack True story
👤︎ u/S2ilverEagle
📅︎ May 20
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You should probably take your hills off

Cause you’ve been running through my mind
👤︎ u/CreepyLicious
📅︎ Oct 07
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You must have lost a lot of weight.

Cause you were running all the time in my mind.
👤︎ u/Insanevampire
📅︎ Nov 07
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Dam girl, are you a pedestrian?

Cause I wanna run over you
👤︎ u/JAMN120
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey are you a baseball?

Because I’d hit you with my fucking baseball bat and run to home base😏
👤︎ u/royaltyhype
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey, girl! Are you Cody Bellinger?

Because you're about to rob my heart! (Context: Bellinger is a Dodgers baseball players that been robbing home run all playoff, including the game one of the WS
👤︎ u/Maverick721
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl like to run?

Because you better start
👤︎ u/doggomoggo131
📅︎ Apr 25
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Are you Osama Bin Laden?

Because I’d run after you for years
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Aug 30
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Baby I know you’re feet must be tired..

Cause you been running through my mind ALL DAYY😋
👤︎ u/Unknownposter_1
📅︎ Jul 11
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Do you need new shoes?

Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
👤︎ u/MaryDiesInSeason4
📅︎ Aug 23
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🐕 Hey Jimmy get back here!

Sorry... he likes to run off sometimes.... whats up tho?
👤︎ u/Gungratulations
📅︎ Aug 03
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Do you have a connection to the speed force

because you've been running in my mind all day
👤︎ u/beatmeupdaddy
📅︎ May 15
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Hey girl are you tired?

because you are running in my dreams
👤︎ u/sexysarim
📅︎ Aug 04
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What does your cuteness and ice cream have in common?

Your cuteness runs as long as a month of sundaes.
👤︎ u/Landlordshelper
📅︎ Aug 14
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cuz you've been running in my mind all day
👤︎ u/tamanna_45
📅︎ Apr 16
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Girl you must be tired !

Cause I been seeing you running inside my head all day long
👤︎ u/VietnameseTranslator
📅︎ Feb 27
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How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring? I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say. I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far? ---------- but that's boring... So what do you write?
👤︎ u/ThobyG
📅︎ Sep 27
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Hey I'm sure you don't need cardio

Cuz you run through my mind every night
👤︎ u/rahimwahid8
📅︎ Oct 09
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You must be very tired

cause you've been running in my mind all day. *wipes face* take a seat here.
👤︎ u/eviilraj
📅︎ Jun 03
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Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe
👤︎ u/justapenguin9724
📅︎ Dec 26
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You must be so tired.

Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Dec 17
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Hey Girl, I know you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I knows this pickup is really old but I still occasionally use it.
👤︎ u/ASUS54Noththecompany
📅︎ Dec 06
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If you are 1/x and I can be your 0

Then We will run together to infinity
👤︎ u/Nixer3
📅︎ Nov 08
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You must be exhausted

Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day
👤︎ u/S2ilverEagle
📅︎ Apr 02
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YouI should join the track team

‘Cause your always running away from me. (Why Karen)
👤︎ u/TwilitKitten
📅︎ Sep 28
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Are you from Louisiana?

'Cause I'm tryna run this bayou.
👤︎ u/ozrkmtnzoot
📅︎ Jul 04
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Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hello! I need your help, as I’m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?
👤︎ u/sauliusonis
📅︎ Jun 04
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
👤︎ u/zulmii
📅︎ May 21
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Are those track marks?

Because I'd love to run a train on you
👤︎ u/BossHall
📅︎ Mar 11
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She: I am very tired...

Me: I know, 'cause you are always running in my mind
👤︎ u/rattar2
📅︎ Apr 30
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My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.
👤︎ u/YinYangMojo
📅︎ Sep 13
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Were your parents baseball players?

Because you're a home run
👤︎ u/borthoven
📅︎ Mar 02
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
👤︎ u/smokyjoe123
📅︎ Sep 13
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