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Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

Because you’re annoying af
👤︎ u/Deejaywho78
📅︎ Dec 11
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Are you Lewis Capaldi? Cuz I'd love to hear you scream.

This works wonders, trust.
👤︎ u/Bee957
📅︎ Feb 14
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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You hear about pluto?

That's messed up.
👤︎ u/langsley757
📅︎ Apr 05
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Wanna hear a mind-blowing thought?

You
👤︎ u/rattar2
📅︎ Apr 20
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Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm? She: sure Me: falling for you She:😂 that was pretty good Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you
👤︎ u/SaurabhVS01
📅︎ Jan 17
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I hear you’re looking for a stud.

Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.
👤︎ u/hrnytoad69
📅︎ Sep 15
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Damn girl are you the state of Nevada?

Because you're hot and I really want to hear from you tonight! Replace with Arizona, Pennsylvania, or Georgia as needed.
👤︎ u/NPC200
📅︎ Nov 05
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How to approach girls at the gym?

I feel like picking up girls at the gym is the hardest thing to do, assuming most girls don't want to be bothered and can't hear you anyway with their headphones in. What is your move when trying to talk to girls at the gym?
👤︎ u/chinqyyy
📅︎ Nov 13
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Wanna hear me do the alphabet?

A B C D E F G R U D T F with me?
👤︎ u/AllMightyMan
📅︎ Aug 23
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Hey girl, did you hear about the Black Friday sale?

My house. You me. All clothes will be 100% off.
👤︎ u/FoferJ
📅︎ Nov 24
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Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind it's too cheesy
👤︎ u/Pessimistic73
📅︎ Jun 23
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

“Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...
👤︎ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
📅︎ Sep 05
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How would you like to be robbed?

Because i hear your virginitys free, all i gotta do is go inside.
👤︎ u/JustARonin7274
📅︎ Aug 27
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Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.
👤︎ u/Ridersof91
📅︎ Oct 05
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Hey, are you a Avocado?

Cause I wanna eat you out until I hear a Crunch!
👤︎ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
📅︎ Sep 14
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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.
👤︎ u/Radio910
📅︎ Jan 24
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: • Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? • Excuse me, I think it's time we met. • So, do you know any good pick-up lines? • Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? • How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? • You look like you could use some company. • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? • You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try — say, on a bet — but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains — and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
👤︎ u/mscfounders
📅︎ Dec 30
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Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
👤︎ u/Choatez
📅︎ Jan 09
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If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

\*after hearing his/her answer\* Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.
👤︎ u/LionwardKnight
📅︎ Aug 04
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
👤︎ u/petergriffinfricken
📅︎ May 09
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If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.
👤︎ u/akoro
📅︎ Nov 27
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Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?
👤︎ u/Osburn_Weedleaf
📅︎ Nov 30
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Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?

coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Feb 23
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Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.
👤︎ u/canorris_11902
📅︎ Dec 24
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Oh fuck yes! Spread it.

I hear today’s word is ‘leg’. Spread the word.
👤︎ u/Thred_Blueper
📅︎ Oct 03
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I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?
👤︎ u/JoJus11
📅︎ Aug 31
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Are you a metal singer?

Because I really want to hear you scream.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Feb 11
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a dentist pickupline?!

I hear you have an anal cavity you need filled..... wanna make an appointment?
👤︎ u/captraddish
📅︎ Mar 25
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Looking for pickup lines to use on guys

I only know pickup lines like "if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber" and I don't know how men in general feel about being called things like "cute." Looking for ideas from men on what they'd like hearing from a woman.
👤︎ u/PsychedelicGoat42
📅︎ Jan 19
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Girl, is this a horror movie?

Because I hear you're sound and i wanna check you out.
👤︎ u/SwaggyYoloMan
📅︎ Apr 15
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Disturbing thoughts.....

Recently I came across the saying "I would eat a mile of her shit just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie", anybody got any better ones?
👤︎ u/Virginiatug
📅︎ Apr 30
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