Schedule Pick up lines

The best Schedule pick up lines

Hey baby, are you my sleep schedule?

Because you’re tight as hell and I want to fuck you up even more.

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👤︎ u/Tea-and-Zoe

📅︎ Feb 16

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Are you the Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause I wanna schedule a first and second date ASAP.

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👤︎ u/Engel-mann

📅︎ Dec 24

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Hey girl. I think you may be a building scheduled for demolition

Because I would like to pound you until you collapse ;)

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👤︎ u/Jailbyte

📅︎ Jan 19

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