Clean Pick up lines

The best Clean pick up lines

I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jmememan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

Will you take me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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My bedsheets are clean

wanna change that?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfjenendn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Roses are red, the floor is clean

My love for you is like Shirogane's window beam
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_liketrainsCj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally-not-bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey girl are you the Mr. Clean magic eraser?

Because you just erased all traces of my girlfriend from my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aalert_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Have you ever had your own personal plumber?

If not, I’m always willing to clean your pipes ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheWaluigiGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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Damn baby, are you a muddy shoe?

Because I’ll clean you up then put you on me πŸ₯³
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Oh, are you a desk...

Because I want to write all over you like a 4th grader and then get in trouble for it and then get you cleaned so I never have to see you again!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JimmySeit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Do you need help cleaning out your car?

I’d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YinYangMojo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey I cleaned off a spot on my face

"For what?" "For you to sit on"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edsonim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Do you have skid marks?

Because you're so hot I'd help you clean up if you did.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigshark2740
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Pickup lines for taylor?

Keep em clean,or at least semi clean...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingCorrosion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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