Sexual Pick up lines

The best Sexual pick up lines

Carlos Xuma - Sexual Spark System [Download link?]

Anyone has got the download link for this item? I'm looking to get better and it seems really interesting as a program!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whatermelon66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kruziiksil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Are you Big Sweaty Guy from Bill Nye the Science Guy

Because I'm sexually attracted to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clinthgr28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...

...For you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

(I don’t mean this in the sexual way that it sounds.. I genuinely mean this in a β€˜I’d like to take care of you’ way)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JulieDM223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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Are you a girl with a working vagina?

Because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you but only if you allow it. If not I would like to tell you that you look beautiful today.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigspocal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Rose's are Red..🌹 Tires are black.. ⚫

I think of you when I touch my ball sack. (Only recommended if you're cool with possibly getting a sexual harassment charge lmao)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FarquadsMayo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Top 3 Ways to Leverage Sexual Attraction Building In Daygame

Too many people focus on attraction building and not sexual attraction building. Then they complain about flakes. You're a man, she's a woman, communicate your intention directly and if she doesn't reciprocate then just move on to the next one who does.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedaygame
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Are you a sex worker?

Because I’d pay to have sexual intercourse with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigspocal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetababyinariver
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Help! Pick up line for a girl named Melody

This really cute girl and i matched on tinder and her name is melody. She said she likes cheesy pick up lines and i can’t think of one but i want to use her name in it. PG y’all, nothing sexual
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andypanhandle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Pick up lines for Allegra?

Preferably not sexual
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rozashelz420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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Need one for a girl named Elizabeth

Non-sexual one please. Show me your talents guys.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kevinnnluo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Give me some pickup lines to try out in NYC!

I'm headed to NYC in about 1.5 months, and I'm excited to meet some people. Give me your pickup lines and help me out! These don't have to be NYC related pickup lines -- anything goes (sexual, funny, borderline retarded, awkward, etc.). I'll report back with results...maybe even pictures of those I meet if all goes well!?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chhotu007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Something cute for a girl named Melanie.

I'm looking for something preferably cute, but something sexual would probably scan well too. Let's woo this lady!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_no_pants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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