Sea Pick up lines

The best Sea pick up lines

Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Dec 03
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Hey Girl,I am a deep sea SCUBA DIVER fascinated with depths

You mind if i explore yours ;)
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Dec 31
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There are plenty of fish in the sea

But if you aren't a fish, I don't wanna go fishing.
👤︎ u/ilandedhereyesterday
📅︎ Dec 17
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Did you go to the sea recently ?

You are hotter than the deep sea king
👤︎ u/Justakingbeing
📅︎ Jul 13
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Are you a sea location device

Cuz you're bouy-tiful
👤︎ u/beatmeupdaddy
📅︎ Apr 20
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Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Dec 10
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Damn girl, is your ass the red Sea?

Because I'm feeling like Moses.
👤︎ u/tabunD
📅︎ Jan 29
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Girlll... are you a sea lion...

cuz I can see you lying on my bed tonight
👤︎ u/Godfearingvirgin
📅︎ Nov 21
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I'm Moses and your legs are the Red Sea

I'm gonna be spreading them today
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jul 07
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Girl, are you a Sea Lion?

Cuz I SEA you LION in my bed tonight.
👤︎ u/TheKuroiShinigami
📅︎ Jul 01
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Are you a sea urchin?

Because you look really cool and I don’t know how to pick you up.
👤︎ u/paranoid-teeth
📅︎ Jun 16
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Do you live in the sea?

Cause mermaid for each other.
👤︎ u/riverscandie
📅︎ Apr 22
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Your eyes are like the deep blue sea...

...vast and deep, full of wonder and mystery. Surely, I would drown in them because I can't swim.
👤︎ u/koulnis
📅︎ Jul 30
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Are you the Mediterranean Sea?

Because I want to stick my Italian Peninsula in you
👤︎ u/ZAWGURN
📅︎ Sep 16
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You can call me Moses...

Because I can split your Red Sea.
👤︎ u/Visual_Kaleidoscope
📅︎ Mar 05
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Damn girl are you a pirate?

Cos you thiccccccc with seven seas
👤︎ u/whe007ler
📅︎ Aug 02
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Are you a pirate captain

Cause I got a shipload of semen for you *semen sea men
👤︎ u/Yaboibigbootyjudy
📅︎ Oct 17
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Are you a southern three-banded armadillo?

cus u look like an armadillo species found in parts of northern Argentina, southwestern Brazil, Paraguay, and Bolivia, at elevations from sea level to 770 m (2,530 ft).
👤︎ u/JamesWeber2020
📅︎ Oct 08
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Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jul 02
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Hey girl, is your father Jules Verne?

Because your 20,000 leagues out of my sea.
👤︎ u/SmallAsPluto
📅︎ Dec 31
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