Year Pick up lines

The best Year pick up lines

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hafiy2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Last year I ran through a marathon

This year I'd like to run through you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adarsh0504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infinity540
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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I think you are the year 2021

Cause you are the one I was waiting for!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ForgottenFather10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DefinitlyNotTheFBl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garrethecarrott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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The year might end soon

But my love for you won't
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maniac_0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Are you a new year's resolution ?

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pseudo_acc_for_porn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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My New Years resolution is

to keep 2020 behind me and you beneath me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dualwield184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TesticularCanc3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl are you a little mistake that i made years ago and anybody but me remember

Because i can't get you of my mind
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Camuilo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Hey are you the first weight I’ve lifted in a year?

Because I’m really hoping you’re easy to pickup
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Did you make Santa’s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there? 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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I don’t have any pumpkins this year

Wanna be mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like β€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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The number 8 reminds me how many years I wanna be with you,

because sideways it's infinite.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpiralOfGames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Hey Girl may I be your Captain America?

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pradeep24_07_1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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What are the differences between you and a 6 year old?

I’d rather kidnap you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xenevious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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are you tayk cuz im a prison

and i want you for 50 years
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_jesuschristofnofap_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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You must be Washington D.C

Because you’re not the only thing being breached this year ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Requimed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Baby, are you the vaccine?

Because you’re the best damn news I’ve had all year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wolf_ricky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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dang are you the new year?

because I think you’re a solid 20/20
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaladBalls69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/locus0016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S1L3NT_K1LL3R
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Can I take a picture of you...

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/futraf97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Hey girl are you a McRib?

Because I've been waiting all year to take you out and sloppily gobble the shit out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cantfindusername10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke. Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Canyouplzstop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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This year has been full of surprises...

Why don’t we get together and surprise others?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoshuaLM1025
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Hey girl, you look like $1,000,000

Less impressive you would've done ten years ago
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/epic123222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D27182627
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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I like my women like my wine

Aged to perfection (I know the one about β€œ12 years old and in my basement” its funny, but terrible to use on women)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IRerth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedankasian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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You look like a million dollars

Less impressive than you would have done ten years ago.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Use this one in school

U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NaRK_ninja
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Hey girl are you 2020?

Becouse you just fucked my plans for this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charly-snarly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Are you this years date, because you are a 20/20

Date has 2 meanings lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ginsyeng
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Hey girl are you 6 years old?

Oh your 5, PERFECT!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Damn are you the new year?

Cause you’re a solid 10/10 β€œDon’t you mean 20/20?” Sure, but that’s not the only thing you can double
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir-Tiedye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Winter is the best time of the year

Because it's the time I start warming up to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeG1tSwaGG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/QuietSource
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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Damn, I didn't know halloween was so early this year

but, I want you to be my boo
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Jamington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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the year might be 2020

but i don’t need 2020 vision to see how cute you are
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cw87461
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reckless-Texas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tsmi196
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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Girl, you must be an entire cow

Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/human8ure
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlickNick74
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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This year's sucky, my days are blue

But they get a whole lot better when there's a text from you!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the β€œcan I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lizbradley33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/be4stdoc91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMemeGod13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sharique16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Are you Osama Bin Laden?

Because I’d run after you for years
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesss69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Here's a good one for the ladies and time of year!

**Are you St. Nick?** *Cuz i want you goin' down my chimney tonight ;)*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ultimate_yikesss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlexMiDerGrosse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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I look and you and the only words that can describe it is a sunset...

3 trillion years of it and i bet no creature can get enough of it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hairy_Tes_tekles_Jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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