Service Pick up lines

The best Service pick up lines

Damn girl, are your legs essential services?

Cause I'd like them to remain open this whole quarantine
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 29
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My feelings for you are like postage stamps.

They’re Forever* * (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.
👤︎ u/nostalgiahunter_
📅︎ Dec 25
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Are you a customer service representative?

Because I'll hold/wait for you.
👤︎ u/Darkchick21
📅︎ May 29
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Are you a self service checkout?

Because I want to put my unexpected item in your bagging area
👤︎ u/jfb1337
📅︎ Oct 25
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