Mechanic Pick up lines

The best Mechanic pick up lines

I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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are you a mechanical pencil?

cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bullshitchicken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Babe, Can I be your mechanic?

Because I am not afraid to go down and dirty
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil?

Because you’re finer than .7mm lead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattoconnor69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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I'm no mechanic but...

I totally would like to oil your piston
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/isawthegodilikedit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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