Shelf Pick up lines

The best Shelf pick up lines

I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 23
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Damn are you an empty bottle on my shelf?

Cuz I wanna be a milkman and fill you all by myself
👤︎ u/maxolsen08
📅︎ Dec 20
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Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?

Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.
👤︎ u/amazingphrasing
📅︎ Sep 02
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Are you my favorite book?

Cause when I think about you I touch my shelf
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jul 11
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