Russia Pick up lines

The best Russia pick up lines

You remind me of Russia in 1917,

I'm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedeathgames223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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hey are you the father of russia?

bc i wanna putin my dick in u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Are you the Romanov family in 1917 Russia?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pharr01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Are you the bourgeoisie of Russia in 1917?

Because you're making my proletariat rise up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Circvmingo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey girl, are you Russia?

Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zhorhersi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NovaInvicta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Hey baby are you from Russia

β€˜Cause you’re really Russian my heart rate
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mastercore8112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radio910
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TingleEatsBeets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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