Russia Pick up lines

The best Russia pick up lines

You remind me of Russia in 1917,

I'm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class...
👤︎ u/thedeathgames223
📅︎ Jun 05
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hey are you the father of russia?

bc i wanna putin my dick in u
👤︎ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
📅︎ Sep 10
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Are you the Romanov family in 1917 Russia?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class
👤︎ u/Pharr01
📅︎ Jul 06
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Are you the bourgeoisie of Russia in 1917?

Because you're making my proletariat rise up.
👤︎ u/Circvmingo
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey girl, are you Russia?

Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
👤︎ u/Zhorhersi
📅︎ Jan 14
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Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
👤︎ u/NovaInvicta
📅︎ Dec 27
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Hey baby are you from Russia

‘Cause you’re really Russian my heart rate
👤︎ u/mastercore8112
📅︎ Nov 12
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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.
👤︎ u/Radio910
📅︎ Jan 24
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Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
👤︎ u/TingleEatsBeets
📅︎ Mar 28
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