Vegetable Pick up lines

The best Vegetable pick up lines

Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
👤︎ u/Mattandhisdemons
📅︎ Oct 14
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If you were a vegetable

you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Jan 09
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You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

A cutecumber :)
👤︎ u/average-geek
📅︎ Oct 12
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If you were a vegetable

you'd be a cute-cumber
👤︎ u/entropyconquers
📅︎ May 17
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If I had to give you a vegetable...

I'd give you a root
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Feb 21
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Girl are you a vegetable?

Because I would totally hit that assparagus of yours
👤︎ u/-Parasitic-
📅︎ Oct 13
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Do you like vegetables?

Cause I wanna eat your salad
👤︎ u/MTS_The_Shark
📅︎ Dec 17
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug
👤︎ u/Forward_Tell1332
📅︎ Nov 02
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If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)
👤︎ u/Katharsic
📅︎ Apr 06
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If you were a vegetable

You would be a cute cumber
👤︎ u/xxdishyfreakxx
📅︎ Jul 08
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday
👤︎ u/Flavadave16
📅︎ Sep 18
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I dont like vegetables but...

I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad
👤︎ u/thew_9
📅︎ Aug 08
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Are you peas and carrots?

Cause you're are fucking vegetable.
👤︎ u/sir-sillywilly
📅︎ Oct 09
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Are you tryna be in a coma??

Mama always told me to eat my vegetables
👤︎ u/jhoashmo
📅︎ Jan 07
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Looking for pickup lines to use on guys

I only know pickup lines like "if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber" and I don't know how men in general feel about being called things like "cute." Looking for ideas from men on what they'd like hearing from a woman.
👤︎ u/PsychedelicGoat42
📅︎ Jan 19
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