Shopping Pick up lines

The best Shopping pick up lines

Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)
📅︎ Jan 18
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Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off
📅︎ Nov 27
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Girl, are you a shopping mall?

Cause i want to go downstairs and park my vehicle.
📅︎ Jul 20
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Call me a shopping trolley...

Cause give me a pound and I’ll give you a ride
👤︎ u/TomRobzZz
📅︎ Feb 27
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
📅︎ Jul 19
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