German Pick up lines

The best German pick up lines

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drfuzzybalz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/progresivenormie69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hey girl are you Danish?

then Im German and I can conquer your heart within seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebigdick77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Are you a German fork?

Cos I want you on the end of my sausage
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CM8Vids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Could someone help me with Alina

She’s German no nazi jokes pls Pickup lines w name Alina
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yomafat1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do. Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you. I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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