Show Pick up lines

The best Show pick up lines

Can I show you to class?

Oh, nevermind, you already have it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HUNTERBlDEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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You showed up on my Google maps

Was looking for a great place to eat out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chronicStroker11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: β€œMade from the best stuff on Earth!”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebcruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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l'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

In other words hey, how you doing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rue_Ryuzaki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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I’d show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-star445
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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I wanna show you how I sleep

But id rather show you in person
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vincze05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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You know, I would show you my world🌎...

but I'm sure you own a mirror πŸ˜‰πŸ˜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/typo-the-dog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

there's no punchline, show me your tiddies.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abhishekpanchal27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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I’m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sticks_and_strings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Girl I can show you the worl(Aladdin)

She says:"you mean world" You say: I can give you the D later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Snoo_108
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

**Shows rear camera on phone**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SATorACT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/khalidpro2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S1L3NT_K1LL3R
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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I would like to show you my World

But I'm pretty sure you own a Mirror πŸ‘» - Day 4
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Squibbtheboop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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I’d show you my world...

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dannydon03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Hey Girl, Do You Own A Donkey,

Please Show Me Your Ass.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryalator10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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hey girl can I have a pic of you?

cuz i want to show Santa what i want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maxwell_220v
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Can I take a picture of you...

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/futraf97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anotherbigjoke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Lets play minecraft in my world cuz i wanna show you my nether hub

Im so sorry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Furystar1703
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Can I borrow your pics?

Cuz Iβ€˜d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarovPsy4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Can I borrow your Pics

Coz I wanna show santa what I want for this Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Mind pulling up your selfie camera real quick?

Cuz I'd love to show you my world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZeroParadox868
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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I’d like to show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reallyspicy422
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whope71803
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Hey girl, I’ll show you the worl

I’ll show you the d later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killsper648
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Hey Girl, are you high test scores..?

Because, i wanna take you home show you to mumma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kisss-my-axe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Show me what you’ve got

I want to see the best pick up lines that have worked for some of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/macaroniandsoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Geared towards Potterheads

Meet me in the Shrieking Shack and I'll show you the difference between a Hufflepuff and a HufflefucksYourBrainsOut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DwDick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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You two are talking...

You: I liked this girl for a long time. I don't know how she feels about me so can I show you a picture of her and you tell me? Her: sure You: *shows a picture of her*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roki1315
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Can I take your picture?

Cuz I wanna show that to Santa and say "This is what I want"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soultaker47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sharique16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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When people ask me what is the definition of cute and pretty ...

I show them a picture of you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Qilf1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Roses are red, your eyes have a nice hue...

God wanted to show us what true cuteness was, so he sent you πŸ’• - Day 12
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Can i have a picture of you?

So when people ask me who's the love of you life i can show them you. This sounded better in my head.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2-2is0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: β€œsure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: β€œsure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: β€œsure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: β€œsure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rehab-detox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Are you a good tv show?

Cause I could watch you for hours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cmoneyhackdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Yo this smooth as hell, yall cant laugh at me

Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop" Her: yes that way Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone) Bruh this is smooth as hell right
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wansen5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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Are you a drug dealer?

Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShitsKicksBricks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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One to dm someone my friend showed it to me.

⚽️ Oh shit sorry. Not sure how that rolled in here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedditJoeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Ugh, google doesn’t work, like, at all!

Every time I look up β€œbest person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That-One-Mistake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Safe memes to let girls know you like memes without showing your dark side

Some of the girls that i matched with want memes but the ones i like are hardcore so if u know of any light or funny memes let me know thanks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imunbreakablebitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Roses are red, I really hate doors

If I show you my dick, will you show me yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmFrederik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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I'm not familiar with the term "throwing it back".

Maybe you could show me how to do it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CoochieStealinBandit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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You know what’s a shame

you have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmar16458
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Girl are you an IPhone?

Cause I wanna show you off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheycallmeSamridh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Hey can I have a picture of you?

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyRyGuy104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/readandyype
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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I like to play Call of Duty...

Shake that ass and show me some booty - Day 122
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey, you can call me Kaguya otsutsuki

Coz i can show you all the six paths! Naruto pickup lines.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance πŸ’•πŸ‘» - day 2
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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You like the TV show "M.A.S.H."?

Cause I wanna Pierce your Hunnicut. Bonus round: Hopefully you're not a Klinger.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shitpostergeneral
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jamesbun5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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I was scrolling through reddit...

And it was showing me hot posts. But i didn't see you around
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toaster_G0D
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Hey girl are you Jordans?

Cause I wanna show you off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fishnipples42069
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Excuse me miss, I'm new in town and was told that beautiful women know the fun places to spend time at.

Would you mind showing them to me sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twoklawll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Hey you like reptiles?

Cause I wanna show you my viper
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bichir567
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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We should get together and play Jenga..

Then I can show you how strong my pull out game is.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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