Agree Pick up lines

The best Agree pick up lines

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
📅︎ Feb 13
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Are you the impossible?

Cause you are the first thing my brain and heart have agreed upon;)
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey, I agree with Keanu Reaves

You indeed are breathtaking!
📅︎ Jun 21
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS •Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
📅︎ Aug 08
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Are you terms and conditions?

Cause whatever you say i’ll always agree with you..
👤︎ u/zisx_
📅︎ Mar 22
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Did your mom every tell you that you’re unbelievably beautiful

When I meet her I wanna be able to tell her how much I agree with her
👤︎ u/tapperlevi
📅︎ Apr 16
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Did you know there is a 50% chance that we sleep together tonight ?

Because I agree
📅︎ Nov 05
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