Carbon Pick up lines

The best Carbon pick up lines

Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms?

Because you shine like a diamond
👤︎ u/typo-the-dog
📅︎ Feb 01
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Are you a carbon sample?

Because I want to date you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 18
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Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms?

Because you shine like a diamond.
👤︎ u/XenoX_Sriv
📅︎ Oct 03
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Are you a carbon atom?

Because I sure as heck would form a bond with you
👤︎ u/memin_being33
📅︎ Sep 06
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Are you an organic artifact with carbon-14 molecules?

‘Cause I’d like to date you
👤︎ u/sigurdthecrusader
📅︎ Oct 14
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You must be fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, indium, gallium, and yttrium

Because you are F U C K In Ga Y
👤︎ u/Redblackberry
📅︎ Jul 23
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Is carbon dioxide really causing global warming?

Or is it just you
👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo
📅︎ Apr 26
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Girl are you Carbon-14?

Because I wanna date with you.
👤︎ u/Robonics014
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey girl, do you like carbon?

If so, that must mean you already like 18.5 percent of me!
👤︎ u/SmRndmGeek
📅︎ Apr 13
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Uranuim... Argon... Carbon-uranium-tellurium

You get it
👤︎ u/xander110202
📅︎ May 23
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Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK (science humor)
👤︎ u/cantthinkofaname1255
📅︎ Sep 23
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Hey, girl. Are you fluoride uranium carbon potassium uranium?

Because I'd FUCKU
👤︎ u/athesisokay
📅︎ Feb 14
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Are you a carbon atom?

Because I want to bond with you.
👤︎ u/munkeynuggets
📅︎ Mar 01
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You know what they say, women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.

And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.
👤︎ u/ToadSoda
📅︎ Nov 22
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