Sick Pick up lines

The best Sick pick up lines

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?
👤︎ u/ForgottenFather10
📅︎ Dec 28
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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams
👤︎ u/moron88
📅︎ Jan 10
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The whole world might be getting sick,

But I'll never get sick of looking at you
👤︎ u/EkkoIsEz
📅︎ Apr 04
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Pray for me guys, I'm sick

Sick of being horny as fuck
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 26
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Damn girl are you sick?

Cuz you're hot.
👤︎ u/Botty_exterminator
📅︎ Jun 19
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Yeah, I’m kind of sick.

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now. I caught them feels for you.
👤︎ u/BlankLonely_Ness
📅︎ Oct 18
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[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever. Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now. I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.
👤︎ u/accidental_escapist
📅︎ Jun 29
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Girl, do you have the corona virus?

Cause you look down right sick.
👤︎ u/Abs0lute_Jeer0
📅︎ Aug 11
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Hey girl we might be in a pandemic

But I'll never get sick of you
👤︎ u/bkjunez718
📅︎ Apr 01
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Hey will you be my medicine

Cuz I'm getting very sick of this lockdown
👤︎ u/Alerwain
📅︎ May 05
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Girl are you a 5g tower?

Cause baby you got the whole world falling love sick for you
👤︎ u/mystermermistermer
📅︎ Apr 05
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Hey have you caught the virus?

coz girl you're sick!
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Mar 14
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Damn girl, are you a dinosaur?

Because jurass-is-sick
👤︎ u/be4stdoc91
📅︎ Nov 01
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Hey girl, are you a cookie?

‘Cause when I’m around you too much, I get sick.
👤︎ u/Rubydubydo1
📅︎ May 27
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Hey girl are you the NICU?

Cuz I want to put a sick baby inside you
👤︎ u/imj23
📅︎ Mar 22
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Homosexuality is a disease

And you, sir, make me sick. 😏
👤︎ u/jacencross
📅︎ Jan 13
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