Throw Pick up lines

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

because I’m missing you every time 😂 Can anyone explain this pick up line?

To let it know I’m about to murder it

Maybe you could show me how to do it.

Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

Because i wanna throw you against a wall.

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face

‘Cause I wanna throw a baby in you

Just to throw them off a lil.

Because I want to stick my fingers in you and then throw you in the gutter.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Cause I want to repeatedly bounce you off the floor and throw you into a hole where you will plummet to the floor at high velocity.

Then lock lips and smooch hard. Given, you have eyes locked at each other and have been throwing sneaky peeks for a while.

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.

Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

Because you make me throw up.

Because your the reason I keep having to throw out one of my socks

Taking my girl to a theme park (universal) and want to throw pickup lines at her all day just to make her laugh. Anyone have any that would be location related?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine. Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine. (Sandpaper grit) Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.