Sleep Pick up lines

The best Sleep pick up lines

Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

I shit in mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Acripplednan69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Hey baby, are you my sleep schedule?

Because you’re tight as hell and I want to fuck you up even more.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tea-and-Zoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey, do you still sleep with a teddybear?

If yes, than can i replace him?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nrust_msp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/him: yes, I love it! me: Woow, me too. We should do it together some time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/farlangben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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I’ve been having trouble sleeping in my bed

Could I sleep in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoomerWithAHardR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/Him: Yes. Me too. We should do it together sometime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl are you sleep?

Cuz I can't get enough of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSentinator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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May I sleep in your bed...

...cause I shat mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SyntaxErrorMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey girl, are you made of caffeine?

Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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I wanna show you how I sleep

But id rather show you in person
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vincze05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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You: Ugh I couldn’t sleep last night

Them: Why not?? You: I couldn’t stop thinking Them: Couldn’t stop thinking about what?? You: You ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RohitRojo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Otters hold hands,when they drift off to sleep,

Wanna be my otter half?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tamanna_45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With my sister..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fhoenixeterno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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I wish you were my sleep paralysis demon

So that you could keep me up all night Alternatively: So that I could wake up to you everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wollfey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Do you like sleeping?

Her: yeah You: Me too! We should try it together sometime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RagequitRyan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Hey girl, are you a lobotomy?

Because you're the last thing I think of before I sleep.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Carpenter-Common
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Damn girl are you a pillow

Cause I wanna sleep with you every night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nkd909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Do you know that otters sleep while holding hands?

Maybe we could do that some time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunknown81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

no joke this actually worked for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DUBtheGamer247
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Are you a sleeping pill?

I want to have you every night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Hey girl, are you my sleep?

Because I just wanna be into you all day, all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scalbino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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Do sleep in high temp with one blanket or cold temp with five blankets?

Cool, I’ll (raise/lower) the temp in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PBlake97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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I have a hard time sleeping at night...

Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrMan144
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Hey girl do you like sleeping?

Mee too, We should try it together sometime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nitinbargali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Do you like sleeping?

We should try it together sometime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/otareadit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon?

Because I can't stop having wet dreams about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Parasitic-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Hey, are you related to sleep

Coz I can't seem to stop falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lostlight_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Do you like sleeping?.. Yes

Same, we should try it together sometime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eliasecool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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You're not sleeping on your stomach...

So can I ? - Day 51
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Hey do you like sleeping?

I like sleeping too, we should do that together sometime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jamell17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Do you like sleeping?

We should try it together sometime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gircat13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you an eternal sleep?

Because you look like an answer to all of my problems
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kiroslavius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Do You Like Sleeping?

we should try it together next time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ya_moms_a_h0e
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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hey girl do you like to sleep?

her: yes me: let's sleep together sometimes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wlym8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Did you know there is a 50% chance that we sleep together tonight ?

Because I agree
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrenchNerd22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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hey do you like sleeping?

well maybe we could do it together sometime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhatsHisFace666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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How many pillows do you sleep with?

Would you like another
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Volchaos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey girl, are you Joe Rogan's Podcast

Coz I wanna sleep listening to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Are you my sleep paralysis demon?

-because I could get used to seeing you every night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nevertoohungryforcat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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i lost my teddy bear πŸ§ΈπŸ’”

so can i sleep with you instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robin_boogerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Hey girl, are you a bolster?

Cause I can't sleep without you in my arms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaltedEg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Roses are red, I'll give you a kiss

While you sleep, in peaceful bliss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jordan-J-Star
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Damn girl are you Himalayan salt lamp?

Cause id feel really comfortable sleeping next you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amowdy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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hey you look like a pillow

because i wanna lay on yiu and sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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I'm afraid of the dark...

Will you sleep with me tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Girl, are you my coffee?

Coz you're hot, strong and not letting me sleep!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SniperSlinger6130
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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I would love to have you like my medicine

Right before sleeping and right after waking up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sayuz9777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Girl, are you my sleep

Cause I haven't been getting much of you and I need u bad !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ankit15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Hey do you like sleeping?

Because I want to sleep my dick in you Because I want to sleep your dick in me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ugh_wasps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redditisbootiful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Your breath must be full of chloroform ;)

Because you’re literally so fucking boring your putting me to sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dannydevitofeet_pics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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Girl, are you a sleeping bag?

Because I want to get inside of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigblackchode2135
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Are you my smartphone?

Cause I should sleep rn but I would rather spend my time doing you all night - Day 61
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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I lost my teddy bear...

can I sleep with you tonight instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifedepressesme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Girl, you make me feel like Muhammad Ali

When I'm with you all I want to do is eat box and sleep.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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I think you are a horror movie

Because i can't sleep when i think about you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_pieter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pappa_Porkchops
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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