Thief Pick up lines

The best Thief pick up lines

Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Sep 11
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Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes. (Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)
📅︎ Nov 30
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Was your father a thief?

Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey, call 911 there's a thief?

'Cuz this girl stole my heart
📅︎ Nov 01
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You must be a master thief...

You stole my heart with just a glance
📅︎ Apr 18
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I wouldn't mind being a thief

To steal a kiss from you
👤︎ u/Inhypx
📅︎ Dec 26
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Hey girl is your dad a thief?

Cause he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes 🤩
📅︎ Mar 04
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Are you an inhaler thief?

Because you take my breath away
📅︎ Jul 28
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Hello, I'm a Thief 🐱‍👤

and I'm here to Steal Your Heart ❤💖
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 20
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Im not a thief but...

The only thing I'll steal from you is your V-card
📅︎ Oct 13
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Was your father a thief ?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
👤︎ u/Iamviin
📅︎ Nov 04
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 05
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