Slipping Pick up lines

The best Slipping pick up lines

Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
📅︎ Mar 02
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
📅︎ Aug 17
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