Waitress Pick up lines

The best Waitress pick up lines

(Walk up to a cute waiter/ waitress) hey can I order carry out?

Cuz i wanna take you home
👤︎ u/qnaasty
📅︎ Sep 14
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If you were my waitress

I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.
👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Mar 26
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Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

With just the tip
👤︎ u/thushar1234
📅︎ Sep 19
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For them waiters and waitresses

*after they bring the dessert menu” “Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu” “I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem” “I don’t see you on here” 😏
📅︎ Dec 15
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