Kinds Pick up lines

The best Kinds pick up lines

Damn girl, are you hamburger helper?

Because I've been trying to find out what to do with this meat and you're giving me all kinds of ideas.
📅︎ Nov 18
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I'm not sure if I don't have any other kinds of snot ............

and I'm gonna be an option for you
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📅︎ Aug 24
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
📅︎ Nov 08
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