Stair Pick up lines

The best Stair pick up lines

Hey girl are you a flight of stairs

Cuz you take my breath away šŸ˜©šŸ’ØšŸ’ØšŸ’—
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/zeek1999
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 17
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Hey girl are you stairs

Cause Iā€™m falling for you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/MisreableExchange
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 11
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Hey girl, are you stairs?

Because I always seem to fall for you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Awesomedarkbo
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 09
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Are you the Joker stairs?

Because I want to dance in you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/JoergenThe3
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 18
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Hey, are you stairs to the fifth floor?

Because you're taking my breath away.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Your_post_not_good
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 04
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For the clumsy boys and girls! :D

Are you stairs? Cuz i just fell for you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Distubed_Duck
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 08
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Girl are you a slinky?

Because I wanna be the stairs you go down on.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Beyuand000
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 23
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DrJones_in_Training
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 22
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