Wasn't Pick up lines

The best Wasn't pick up lines

Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth

I would still fall for you
📅︎ Jan 15
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
👤︎ u/aquariex24
📅︎ Jan 14
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Hey girl, are you [redacted]

Because I \[redacted\] if the \[redacted\] Latvian prime minister \[redacted\] perfect predictions of the trajectory of pork belly futures because \[redacted\] federal reserve \[redacted\] which Kanye wasn't willing to do.
📅︎ Oct 24
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Have you heard of the Titanic ?

Wasn't the best icebreaker..
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Jun 05
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Today I saw a very beautiful girl in my dreams

Wait......wasn't that you?
📅︎ Jun 26
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Damn girl, aren't you hot in that sweater

It wasn't a question.
📅︎ Jan 27
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Your accent is really cute..

Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)
👤︎ u/smartastits
📅︎ Feb 23
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Have you heard of the Titanic?

That wasn't a great icebreaker.
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Jan 24
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Are you a Christian girl?

Because I wanna make you leak holy water. Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.
👤︎ u/Ratticuss
📅︎ Jul 15
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