Suicide Pick up lines

The best Suicide pick up lines

Hey Girl, Are you Suicide?

Because I'm ready to Commit
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Oct 28
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Hey girl are you suicide?

Because I can’t stop contemplating you
👤︎ u/Cabrapatata7
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

Cause I think of you everyday
👤︎ u/FunnyMemeSpot-aid
📅︎ Sep 22
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Hey cutie is your last name suicide?

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)
👤︎ u/the_legend_x
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey girl! are you suicide?

cuz I'm ready to commit :)
👤︎ u/munnaa-bhaiyaa
📅︎ Dec 29
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Hey girl are you suicide?

Because I think about you everyday
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 22
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Girl, is your last name suicide?

'Cause I've been thinking about you all day
👤︎ u/Alexander_Lovegood
📅︎ Nov 15
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Hey girl, are you suicide?

Cause I'm ready to commit.
👤︎ u/not_part_time_ninja
📅︎ Oct 21
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Is your last name suicide?

Cause I wanna commit to you :)
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 24
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Girl you must be suicide

Because I’ve been thinking about you all day.
👤︎ u/jayblaze521
📅︎ Aug 01
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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide ?

Cause I think about you everyday.
👤︎ u/Faizzzzzzz
📅︎ Aug 28
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Hey, are you suicide?

Cause I make jokes about doing you
👤︎ u/WeeRabbitz
📅︎ Aug 29
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Hey girl, are you suicide?

Because I think about you everyday.
👤︎ u/TheSoftDrink
📅︎ Apr 27
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Damn girl. Are you suicide?

Cuz i think about you everyday.
👤︎ u/DaDaDoomedSheep
📅︎ Apr 11
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Girl are you a suicide?

Cause I think about you every time.
👤︎ u/KrystofTBK
📅︎ Mar 29
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Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)
👤︎ u/GGingerton3
📅︎ Apr 09
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Here is one I came up with

Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you
👤︎ u/lacaBoss
📅︎ Dec 01
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This will work everytime

You can’t spell suicide without u and i
👤︎ u/8maxy111
📅︎ Jun 10
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Hey girl, is your name suicide?

'cause I can't stop thinking about you ;)
👤︎ u/Darkghostpanda
📅︎ May 09
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

“Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...
👤︎ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
📅︎ Sep 05
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Are you the concept of suicide?

Cause you're the only thing I want to do right now.
👤︎ u/Lolrainbowcat
📅︎ May 03
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Hey girl are you the sun.

Because your beauty is blinding. (Guys it's my first nonsexual or suicide pick up line)
👤︎ u/djhdowl
📅︎ Oct 12
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he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?
👤︎ u/sad_dadclub
📅︎ Mar 23
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