Murder Pick up lines

The best Murder pick up lines

Hey baby are you a murderer?

Because your looks can kill.
👤︎ u/RuralDude88
📅︎ Feb 24
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Did you murder Mr Black?!

POI: “What?” Because I want to take you back to the lounge and make a move!
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey baby, are you a murderer?

Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared
👤︎ u/rslashwooping
📅︎ Feb 25
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Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz
👤︎ u/motogucci
📅︎ Mar 21
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What kind of flowers do you like?

Her: Lilies, why? Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy
👤︎ u/TheDarkTomato69420
📅︎ Nov 21
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Damn girl are you a lawyer

Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial
👤︎ u/TheTriforceEagle
📅︎ Sep 15
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whats your favorite flower?

oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight
👤︎ u/jvapour
📅︎ May 20
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I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

To let it know I’m about to murder it
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Sep 05
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Do you like murder mysteries...

because I’ve been a suspect in 4 murder cases.
👤︎ u/KM-Lim
📅︎ Oct 11
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Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm about to murder that pussy
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 16
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Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes
👤︎ u/dankyeti69
📅︎ May 21
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Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy
👤︎ u/howareya79
📅︎ Feb 22
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Girl, are you a power socket?

Cos I would love to stick a knife into you (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)
👤︎ u/KeeperNog
📅︎ Nov 30
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