Apart Pick up lines

The best Apart pick up lines

Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

So immature but it makes me fucking laugh 😂
👤︎ u/BuBuBangLikeFeeky
📅︎ Aug 10
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I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?
👤︎ u/Vault_Bot
📅︎ Jan 05
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Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe
👤︎ u/Sly4578
📅︎ Apr 08
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

Ahaha
👤︎ u/BuBuBangLikeFeeky
📅︎ Oct 07
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Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart
👤︎ u/Mario1504
📅︎ Jan 24
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
👤︎ u/vaibhvkumar
📅︎ Dec 09
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is buttcheeks one word?

or should i spread yours apart
👤︎ u/111vansh
📅︎ Jan 10
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Your legs are like an Oreo...

Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between
👤︎ u/JbGamez04
📅︎ Nov 29
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Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them apart?
👤︎ u/tonesemi
📅︎ Dec 04
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
👤︎ u/Superlockien_127563
📅︎ Nov 05
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
👤︎ u/Superlockien_127563
📅︎ Nov 05
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So apart from being Gorgeous What do you do? *.*

so this works out for me. First i message that you have beautiful eyes or smile then when she says thank you say So apart from being Gorgeous What do you do? \*.\* to start your flirting. Upvotes bitchesss.
👤︎ u/ilovepos69
📅︎ Dec 09
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Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
👤︎ u/thefakebrit8
📅︎ Mar 29
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Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart
👤︎ u/Gaming_Engineer
📅︎ Jul 03
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Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them apart for you?
👤︎ u/ZZiyan_11
📅︎ Apr 18
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The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.
👤︎ u/STINKdoctor
📅︎ Feb 07
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Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart
👤︎ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
📅︎ Nov 11
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Your teeth are like stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.
👤︎ u/fraancklyn
📅︎ Jun 15
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Is your buttcheeks spelt with one word?

Cause I wanna spread them apart!
👤︎ u/sumanthkulkarni
📅︎ Nov 26
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I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

because I'm about split your ass cheeks apart.
👤︎ u/recrat
📅︎ Jan 22
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Your eyes are like the stars...

They're so far apart!
👤︎ u/Zegmaarjuul
📅︎ Jun 28
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Baby you can be the Earth and I’ll be your Moon.

Because no matter how far we’re apart, I always gravitate to you.
👤︎ u/Shiro_SoFrosty
📅︎ Nov 29
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You're like the wrap for my burrito

Without you, I'd just fall apart
👤︎ u/nocninja
📅︎ Aug 26
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Is that a keg in your pants?

because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.
👤︎ u/Admiral_Crunchington
📅︎ Jul 12
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Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it
👤︎ u/har0ldau
📅︎ Sep 03
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
👤︎ u/In--Flagrante
📅︎ Aug 24
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Are you a rollercoaster?

(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.
👤︎ u/spicyameatball
📅︎ Jun 03
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