Surprise Pick up lines

The best Surprise pick up lines

This year has been full of surprises...

Why donโ€™t we get together and surprise others?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JoshuaLM1025
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Iโ€™m surprised you didnโ€™t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

Because youโ€™re half my universe
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dee-Pac-Man
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FrogOnALeash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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Are you the Reddit karma system?

Cause I have no idea how you work. P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nanofatty22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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I donโ€™t wanna be a narcissist, but I must be a 9/10

because youโ€™re the one (1) I need :) Edit: personally never heard this one but if it seems like a repost (I wouldnโ€™t be surprised cause it sounds like something that would be common) sorry in advance Edit 2, a better version based on a comment: Girl, ur a 9/10 bc Iโ€™m the 1 u need :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AlterideIX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Adammoses88
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

this app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WaterruDoing
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ridersof91
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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