To-do Pick up lines

The best To-do pick up lines

Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kardight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Damn girl, you must be a chore

Because you're on my to-do list
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/forks_are_my_nemesis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

i just wanna be on ur to-do list
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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I know you're busy today,

but can you add me to your to-do list?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heyvishall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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I know you’re busy today

But can you add me to your to-do list
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Erik-L
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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I know you’re busy today...

But can you add me to your to-do list?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/llliane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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