Agent Pick up lines

The best Agent pick up lines

Can I be your FBI agent?

Cause Iā€™d love to stare into your eyes all day long
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/suyashve
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 21
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hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

cause i want you to tie me in a basement
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/uncle_dilan
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 26
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Hey girl were you exposed to gamma rays?

Cause I wanna make you my agent of SMASH
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/suyashve
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 11
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Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Smartishness
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 11
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Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my erection.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Blairisblood
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 07
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Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Nugget-Guzzler
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 17
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