System Pick up lines

The best System pick up lines

How many planets are in a solar system?

Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus
👤︎ u/someonefinaly
📅︎ Jan 28
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Why would I need to know about the solar system?

My whole world revolves around you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 14
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Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
👤︎ u/OCTUStudio
📅︎ Jan 12
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I'm not a system developer...

But I'd love to work on your back end.
👤︎ u/syzygylym
📅︎ Dec 11
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Carlos Xuma - Sexual Spark System [Download link?]

Anyone has got the download link for this item? I'm looking to get better and it seems really interesting as a program!
👤︎ u/whatermelon66
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 18
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Are you the Reddit karma system?

Cause I have no idea how you work. P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Feb 06
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Hey girl are you the us healthcare system

Because I'd like to get in you and have you been a financial burden for the rest of my life
👤︎ u/mrbrightbluesky
📅︎ Aug 20
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
👤︎ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
📅︎ Jan 15
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Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe
👤︎ u/Sly4578
📅︎ Apr 08
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For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"
👤︎ u/Jg76zj1d
📅︎ Jun 07
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I'd like to do Astronomy

And look at the brightest star in the solar system. You :)
👤︎ u/Cheeezio
📅︎ Dec 07
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Are you the solar system?

Because I want to visit Uranus.
👤︎ u/iseekformeeseek
📅︎ Apr 03
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Hey girl, are you the Power Glove accessory for the popular video game console Nintendo Entertainment System?

Because you’re fucking useless.
👤︎ u/PeskyOlivePlays-
📅︎ Nov 14
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Are you the current state of Reddit's comment system?

Because you're kinda broken and I want you to be fixed.
👤︎ u/anti_MATT_er
📅︎ Oct 28
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Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
👤︎ u/RAON2812
📅︎ Nov 22
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I must be the solar system

Because I need Uranus
👤︎ u/gongonegonzo
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey girl are you the American school system

Cause I want to fuck some kids
👤︎ u/Ultrawolflord
📅︎ Sep 19
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Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope
👤︎ u/HurnyUnicurny
📅︎ Jun 16
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Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus
👤︎ u/thefashionfrog
📅︎ Oct 01
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Are you an Irish steering system

Because you have a nice rack n my O’pinion
👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Aug 10
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An error has occurred, please try again!

Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
👤︎ u/iHardCore
📅︎ Jul 02
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Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.
👤︎ u/TheDuckFeeder
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you? Ahhaahaaa
👤︎ u/Jerry_Sama
📅︎ Mar 30
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Hey girl are you a security system?

Because I'd love to penetrate you
👤︎ u/thedjdoorn
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hotness next only to sun.

Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.
👤︎ u/im_yadwinder
📅︎ May 28
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Some fun science ones I've been thinking of, mostly geology

Are you augite? Because you have some distinctive cleavage. Do I look a little thinner to you? I think you've excited me to a new state. Are you a magma chamber? Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart. Pretty specialized but what do you guys think?
👤︎ u/SeanSultan
📅︎ Apr 12
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