Put Pick up lines

The best Put pick up lines

I put the std in stud

All I need is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zuhagelnve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freezybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put β€˜U’ and β€˜I’ together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CalmComputer25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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What's the difference between you and a a Toaster?

I wouldn't put my dick in a toaster
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Belugaboy_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_N_R_I
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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You know how girls put their phone on their back pocket?

Hey girl, I know I don't have your number, but that ass is calling for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jott_a
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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I’m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaviiOh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Atomic number 35, but put the word β€œbe” between the two words

β€œbrobemine” ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yumekostan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hefty_Orange
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B4ggedMilk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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You have such a nice smile, You know where you should put it?

Next to mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiggiWorme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JehonX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Aye suck my dick and put a finger in my booty hole if I’m wrong, but do we know eachother?

but do we know eachother?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhyAMiherrre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nampa11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Hey girl are you a hamburger

Because I want to put my meat between your buns
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red_rose107
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Hey girl are you a cheese grater?

Because I want to put my dick inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/6PathsTendo1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl are you Abu Bakr al Baghdadi?

Because I want you to Beg Daddy to put his oil in your well
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infinity540
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Do you like Mexican food?

Cause I’d love to put some sauce in your taco.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDwarfInTheCube
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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I’ve got so much to do today

But I’d put you at the top of my list
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChrisNumberz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Are you a cinnamon roll

Cause I wanna put the frosting all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Davethebrave430
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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I put the STD in STUD

all I need is U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/connor_lars
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Are you a taco shell?

Because I want to put my meat inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/My_life_is_shit_rn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mango_truck7841
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Damn, are you a grill?

Because you're hot and I wanna put my meat on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hamsterradpilot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Hey girl are you a blender?

Because I wanna put a baby in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kars_Ult_Life
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Man those pants look hard to put on

but i’m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robotchargie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Can I put my butt in your butt?

Works everytime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FluffyPick
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Hey girl, are you an oven

Because I wanna put babies in you😳
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zpus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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I put the std in stud

All I need is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The__HAMMER_MAN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Damn girl, are you a Minecraft chest?

cause' I want to put my stick in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_depressed_toaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Hey girl, put down that cupcake

You’re sweet enough already
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilstarlite
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Psychological_You_70
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XeroMMR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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You get any hotter...

And I'll have to blow on you before I put you in my mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/needleknight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Baby call me a lantern man

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sinkingInYourDreams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey, are you a 3d printer?

Because I want to level your bed (3d printers make a 3d object layer by layer, and the first one is the most important, because it is put on a hot plate also called bed, so to get a good first layer, you need to calibrate the height of the plate, or in other words, level the bed)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeoMap73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChJakeBu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Hey babe is you name John

Because I would like you to put your hand on my cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chickenlord1000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smoky_protec_lolis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.

Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keepstrugglin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arsenallad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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do you have a spare wheel in your car?

... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilboxcutter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Hey girl are you Iraq

Because I wanna put a thousand troops inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reddit_Zo5o
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Girl you put me in a wheelchair.

Cause I can't stand you anymore
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/K-wis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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