Pipes Pick up lines

The best Pipes pick up lines

Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)

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👤︎ u/CrypticNobody

📅︎ Dec 01

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Have you ever had your own personal plumber?

If not, I’m always willing to clean your pipes ;)

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👤︎ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo

📅︎ Dec 07

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Hey girl, is your father a gardener?

Yes? So he taught you how to work with large pipes

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👤︎ u/someweirdbanana

📅︎ Jul 20

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